When I'm Bored. Or Habits of a Narcissist.

I'm a doodler. I doodle. Lately I've been doodling eyebrows. I'm trying to create my own caricature. Why? Because I don't have one, that's why. What, like when you doodle you solve the world's great mysteries? I bet what you doodle isn't even a thing.

I also like to make up new last names for myself. My last name is very simple, but sometimes people make it more complicated than what it really is. I have one of those last names that can also be a first name. For a boy. And often, people want to add an 's' to the end of it. That irritates me to no end. So I think if I had an even more simpler name, the world would be a better place.

So what kind of name? I think your last name should reflect who you are, not whose family you're from. And why do names have to be names? Why can't they be other things? So I started thinking about things I like, things I do, traits, talents and habits I have. I started with tv, movies...

Beckie Makeitwork

Beckie Dontburnnochicken
the Help was out and everybody was Facebook-ing about it

Beckie Fangbanger
I lust for Eric Northman!

Beckie Dontcry
Think The Other Guys


Then I started thinking of nicknames...singsongy names people call you when they're bored...

Beckie O'Beckie

Beckie Beck

Beckie Weckie

Beckito

Beckie Rockstar
My dog's last name is Rockstar. 

Then I started thinking what if I was a cartoon character in old Bugs Bunny cartoons...AND was a rapper...from the 80s...

Beckie Isonfire

Beckie Weighsaton

Beckie Bustacap

Beckie Boogiedown

Beckie Blowyourmind


If you could make up your own last name, what would it be?