Beckie is on fire.

So today is Day 1 of the Inferno Plan from TurboFire. I've already messed it up. After studying (cuz I'm a nerd) all this material they give you, I did the wrong exercise routine. I was supposed to do Fire 55 but I did Fire 30. Plus, I forgot to eat before I left home to get to work. Sounds odd considering my 26" thighs are as thick as a woman's waist. They didn't get that size by me being forgetful about food. During Inferno, you are to consume 1200 calories a day. It's now 9:39 AM and I've had 690 calories already. I've always resisted using food journals because I think it's such a waste of time and won't make a difference. Well, considering my stats below, I'm open to try anything to get this fat suit offa me. I am on track with water; I've already had 2 8oz. glasses plus a cup of Earl Grey tea (no sugar or milk). I think if I take Rockey for a nice long stroll this evening I'll be ok for Day 1.

I was able to stay about 75% up with the video. I thought the trainer would be Denise-Richards-annoying but she's way better. Chalene definitely does a good job of keeping your energy level up without bursting your eardrums or pissing you off.  While I am a bit uncoordinated, I don't think I did too bad following the steps. Workout music generally sucks chunks in my opinion, but the tracks I heard were motivating. I have to take my photos this evening, which I'll add later. Here are my stats:

My "Before" Stats (10/10/2011)
Chest       43
R. Arm    14 1/2
L. Arm    15 1/2 (I'm a leftie!)

Waist       40
Hips        46 
R. Thigh  26
L. Thigh  26

Total inches  211
Weight          207 lbs.

This is how I dooze.

 Somebody drop that boom-boom kack beat...

I kicks it on my single speed bike
You know, that's how I'm living life right
Don't need no brakes cuz I don't go fast
Don't need no gears cuz I'm not going past u
See me and say ha-ha ha-ha she funny
But I know you is paying out that money
To fill your tank you can't feel your bank
Making all that stank in your caged up jank

Rolling on the twos, rolling, rolling on the twos
Rolling on the twos, rolling, rolling on the twos
That's how I dooze, I'm rolling on them twos

My ride to work is like stupid short
Like Judge Miriam of People's Court
You can't stand the rain cuz you all dried up
You can't take the pain cuz you so gassed up
Fien'n for that petrol got you going hard
Hooking for that retail is just so retard
Your problem is this you forgot what's real
You let them talk you into more than you can deal
When you were young you knew how to have fun
Now you grown and all you do is moan about
this and that and now you feel trapped
but what you can't see is how to be free
You gotta wake up so you can stay tuned
channel your grind and free your mind

Rolling on the twos, rolling, rolling on the twos
Rolling on the twos, rolling, rolling on the twos
That's how I dooze, I'm rolling on them twos

When I grow up...

• I will never need to ask my mother for money.
• I will pay all my own bills.
• I will not be in debt.
• I will never bounce a check.
• I will pay all my taxes.
• I will not marry (again) without a prenuptial agreement (if ever).
• Exercise and meditation are habits.
• I will not suck.
• I will have a dog.