Merry Trismus!

Happy Solstice! A few days ago...anyway. So, this being the six months before I have another birthday, it's time to account for my progress on a few goals o' mine.

1. Weight loss: I lost 15 lbs. over the Christmas holiday! Unfortunately, I found most of them again this spring.
2. Finances: I'm happy to report my finances are in order! The same order they were when I dumped all my bills in a laundry basket and tossed it in the back of my closet. 
3. Career: I am still gainfully employed. Today. Tomorrow's probably a lockdown too.
4. Children: My daughter is now older than my car. Fortunately I don't have a car note though. What I do have is a 16 year old mall rat. Not much difference there.
5. Friends & Family: I am surrounded by loving, caring people. Please send help.
6. Health: I recently broke a tooth and had a temporary crown put in. I now have trismus. It's nothing like Christmas. Nothing.at.all.