Beckie has a secret. Kinda ish...

mk, well you know about this site PostSecret? If you don't, click here, but remember to come back. Now for the rest of us who don't live under rocks, I have to say that while I like the concept, I just don't have the time to go get a postcard, redecorate it, write out the secret and mail the card. I really don't think my secrets are all the interesting...they sorta time-out, they're rather mundane compared to this.

But, if I had the time, an old Sears catalog, scissors and magic markers, here are some of the things I would send in:

• I saw you yesterday but I didn't speak to you. Your stupid wig scared me.
• I love watching you sleep. Why can't you be that quiet when you're awake? 
• I think all Asians who work at Asian restaurants own them. I don't think this about any other ethnicity. Am I the only one?
• I can wait for my kids to get old enough so I can get them drunk. I think that will be hilarious.