This is what I do

Inside my brain, I have my very own comedy club. The audience is filled with me, I'm the host and the star performer. I serve drinks, collect tips, and Sarah Palin takes out the trash. Or is the trash. That part is fuzzy.

My Amazon Reading Wish List for 2010:

• I Should Have Listened Mama by Usher & Whitney Houston

• You CAN Have It All: Father Other Women's Children While Maintaining Your Marriage by Bill Cosby, John Edwards. Forward written by Rev. Jesse Jackson. Book tour coming to a hotel near you. So keep it warm baby.

• Fall Back In Love With Your Wife: After The F*ck Up (an anthology) contributors include Mark Sanford, John Ensign, Dave Letterman and Tiger Woods. Kobe Bryant, editor

Speaking of trash, I read somewhere (my notebook), that Sarah considered other titles for her (cough) book:

• Caribou For The Soul

• 15 Minutes: How Make It Last

• My Campaign: If You Can Call It That

• The Art of Denial In 10 Easy Steps
  

• Dreams of My Father: He Wanted A Boy