Tuesday, September 2, 2008

If I ruled the online dating world...

In my nerd-world, there would be strict rules for people who date online. Violation of any one of these rules could lead to banishment. Or fines made payable to my PayPal account.

Here are the rules...
1. No photos taken in bathrooms. (Is this a man thing...ladies, you can't possibly do this, right?)

2. You may use your phone as your camera, but you must complete the How to Take a Photo with Your Cell Phone without Taking a Photo of You Taking a Photo with Your Cell Phone Class.

3. Wedding photos are not allowed. Ever.

4. All who do not use spell check will be smacked in the face by yours truly.

5. There is nothing sexy about a grown man in clothes 5 sizes too large.

Bye Mom.

Peggy Lewis Page December 29, 1942 - April 25, 2014 My loving mother I'm at work typing this now. I can't be sad, at least...