must take matters into my own hands. have been in Smalltown for over two years, and have yet to meet potential nerd beau. clearly drastic measures must be called into play. time to devise strategy:
1. Sign-up on(free) dating sites.
2. Register for local meet-ups.
3. Maintain online calendar of nerd-scouting events (NSE) to ensure maximum synchronicity.
4. Continue daily exercise regimen.
5. Procure ample gum supply (to ensure fresh breath at all times).
6. Evaluate and rank (NSE) to weed out fake/poser gatherings.
7. Obtain recent photos and place online.
8. Complete online web presence in multiple locations.
9. Increase volume of blog postings/comments on nerds' websites.
10. Draft pre-screening nerd questionnaire.
11. When in public, always be on nerd alert.
me
Bye Mom.
Peggy Lewis Page December 29, 1942 - April 25, 2014 My loving mother I'm at work typing this now. I can't be sad, at least...
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