Stephen Lynch - Vanilla Ice Cream @ Summerstage Central Park

My new favorite comedian. He had to have been raised Catholic. It only makes sense, considering he's the master behind the Crrrrr-aig Chrrrrrist Machine.

Irreverent + Ironic = Funny all day long.

May's Haiku

The time has arrived

to get off my ass and write

before the words fade.

Things that should be dead but aren't.

1. Sarah Palin's campaign

2. Sagging

3. Talk about Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction

4. Abe Vigoda (I'm not wishing for it, just thought he was)

5. Racism

6. Jheri Curls

T-shirt Tuesday!

Thanks to Robin on FB for this one. See folks, this is what happens when you don't consider where your donated ethnic clothing will end up.

April's Haiku

The seams of my bra
are showing through my sweater.
My boobs are frowning.

Elizabeth Gilbert: A new way to think about creativity

These TED talks are amazing! Thanks to Diary of a Content Black Woman for posting this.

Zombies!

Oh, you mean it's time for a meeting?
1. Make all reports are ready to be unread.
2. Dress for mediocrity.
3. Put a rubber band around your wrist in case you get sleepy (try popping yourself a few times and you'll be awake).
4. Bring a water bottle. You want to look green.
5. Be prepared to give a statement that makes you seem like a team player, like, "I think that will help us get to the next level" or "That's doable".