Oh, you mean it's time for a meeting?
1. Make all reports are ready to be unread.
2. Dress for mediocrity.
3. Put a rubber band around your wrist in case you get sleepy (try popping yourself a few times and you'll be awake).
4. Bring a water bottle. You want to look green.
5. Be prepared to give a statement that makes you seem like a team player, like, "I think that will help us get to the next level" or "That's doable".
