What I'm Watching

I have tried to deny this guilty pleasure but no more. There is simply too much good (to me) television to miss. If I could I'd give a juicy tongue kiss in the mouth to the inventor of DVR I would. I fucking love you man. I've grouped the shows I'm watching this fall '12 season in categories, because, well categories make lists even more awesome...duh! In no particular order are the best shows on TV right now.

Shows I Lurve To Watch

• The Walking Dead 
• Boardwalk Empire (Michael K. Williams is awesome!)
• Arrow
• Misfits (if you are not watching this series, you are losing in life!)
• Supernatural (FMK: Fuck Sammy, Marry Dean, Kill Demons)
• Grimm 
• Haven (clearly I have a thing for supernatural/science fiction)
• Happy Endings ("This one's for the buzz bank!" Jane)
• Homeland 
• Castle (I will watch every show Nathan Fillion is ever on. Browncoats unite!)
• Go On (surprisingly good!)
• Hot in Cleveland (required viewing, no?)
• Parks and Recreation (y'all know I love me some Ron Swanson!)
• The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (he has a gay robot skeleton...how can you NOT watch?)
• Elementary (the BBC version is WAAAAY better, but this is a good side piece show)
• Survivor: Phillippines (aren't they always in the Phillippines?)
• Project Runway
• The League (slowly slipping to Hate Watch)
• Person of Interest
• Saturday Night Live (I don't always love every episode, but I feel like I have to watch it anyway. My favorite episode this year has been Bruno Mars as host...turns out he was pretty funny. Daniel Craig sucked. I don't like The Californians or any Fred Armisen skit. I freaking love What's Up Wit' Dat, Stephon and now, Mokiki!)

Shows I Hate Watch

• Dexter
• Sons of Anarchy
• Suburgatory (first I hated this show, then I liked it, and now I hate it again)
• Scandal (Kerry Washington's cry face is hilarious, they talk way too fast and yell too much. Season's almost over? Dammit!)
• 30 Rock (just waiting for the series to end at this point)
• The Voice (as of this posting, I'm no longer watching since they sent De'Borah home)

Shows I Watch But I Don't Know Why

• Criminal Minds (I guess I have a thing for serial crime shows with gratuitous violence)
• L&O: SVU 
• Whitney (again, I don't know why)
• Blue Bloods
• The Mentalist
• MTV's The Challenge, Awkward., True Life, Catfish (shut up I know)
• The Good Wife 

Shows That Are Rachet But I Love Them Anyway

• Basketball Wives LA
• Divorce Court (Judge Toler be givin' some good advice y'all!)
• RHOA
• Bridezillas

NEW CATEGORY: Web Shows

• Rachetpiece Theatre 
• Awkward Black Girl
• Booth At The End (Hulu Series)

Did I miss anything? What are you watching? If you name a cooking show, your post will immediately self-destruct.