The Witness is Excused.

Talk-show sensation RJ Stevens, a self-help guru dispensing his "Team of Me" philosophy to millions of adoring fans, is presently serving as PR Manager to one LBJ.

Formerly of ESPN and NBC, asshole sports reporter impersonator, Jim Gray, serves as the Frost to LBJ's Nixon. It is allegedly reported that J-schools all over the country are quickly developing courses for journalism students to learn how to ask nothing in 18 questions.

Cavs majority owner Dan Gilbert, broke out the crayolas to write this letter to his former king.

The children who were in attendance at The Debacle Decision, were given gift bags of VitaminWater and old Cavs jerseys. Several of the children thought they would be fed. They weren't.

Some of the advertising revenue was donated to the Boys & Girls Club of America. These funds will be used to develop educational programs to teach kids that quitting is really not that bad.