You post five things about yourself. Four are true. One is untrue. All are so outlandish, implausible or ridiculous that no one would be inclined to believe that any of them are true. And despite the pleas from your readers, you never divulge which ones are true and which one is false.
- I shoplifted my way through college.
- I started driving at 12 years old.
- I used to hitchhike.
- As a youngster, I spat on people I didn't like.
- I was once arrested.