Mr. Laurence Fishburne is apparently set to star in CSI this fall. This nerd is not impressed. I don't know what horrible thing has gone wrong with LF since Deep Cover & Hoodlum, but he seems determined to roll down hill. Granted, in this photo, he does appear to have lost a great deal of biker fat since that up-chuck of a movie, called Biker Boyz ('cept for DL); however, here's a list (lists r sexy) of why I think he'll suck on the show:
1. Nobody does monotone rants like David Caruso.
2. Who's he gonna not sleep with?
3. If Grissom isn't there, how will we know??
4. A black nerd professor living in Vegas investigating homicides? We're more likely to elect a black man president!!
