Things I love that most people find incredibly annoying.

• Halloween
• Comedy about religion or race
  
• Bad acting
• Cussing
• Getting lost
• Black jelly beans
  
• Texting
• #2 pencils
  
• Intimate conversations about why...
• Classical, rock, reggae & blues
  
• Learning about things that really matter
  
• Quiet
• Babies crying in church
• Making lists!

Things I find incredibly annoying that most people love.

• Talking on the phone
• Being in arenas, concert halls, large airports
• Essence Magazine
• Sudden noises
• Kwanzaa
• Christmas
• Thank you cards
• Whistling
• Repeating myself
• Church/school productions
  
• Cats
• Social expectation of caring about the minutiae in other peoples' lives
• Mass emails telling me what kind of day to have
  

Stephen Lynch - Vanilla Ice Cream @ Summerstage Central Park

My new favorite comedian. He had to have been raised Catholic. It only makes sense, considering he's the master behind the Crrrrr-aig Chrrrrrist Machine.

Irreverent + Ironic = Funny all day long.

May's Haiku

The time has arrived

to get off my ass and write

before the words fade.

Things that should be dead but aren't.

1. Sarah Palin's campaign

2. Sagging

3. Talk about Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction

4. Abe Vigoda (I'm not wishing for it, just thought he was)

5. Racism

6. Jheri Curls

T-shirt Tuesday!

Thanks to Robin on FB for this one. See folks, this is what happens when you don't consider where your donated ethnic clothing will end up.

April's Haiku

The seams of my bra
are showing through my sweater.
My boobs are frowning.